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CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them
The Babylon Bee Jul 30, 2021 | 17:07 pm
ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has once again changed course, recommending that people wear masks indoors, even those who have received the COVID-19 vaccination. Many people have reacted angrily to this decision—greatly confusing the CDC, which is used to being completely ignored.[…]
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American People Call On Capitol Police To Arrest All Of Congress Whether They're Wearing A Mask Or Not
The Babylon Bee Jul 30, 2021 | 16:54 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American people took to the streets on Friday to call on the Capitol Police to arrest all members of Congress whether they were wearing a mask or not. The post American People Call On Capitol Police To Arrest[…]
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Scarlett Johansson Sues Disney For Not Paying Her A Living Wage For California
The Babylon Bee Jul 30, 2021 | 16:45 pm
HOLLYWOOD, CA—From her new residence within a tent city behind Disney’s movie studio, Scarlett Johansson held a press conference to announce a lawsuit alleging her payout from the entertainment giant came woefully short of a living wage for the state[…]
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